Our vision is that the world will be a better place because we know when, where and how to curmudge at the appropriate time.

Our vision is that, sooner or later, the world will appreciate us for what we really are:

We're just as sensitive and soft-hearted as anyone.
Nature has endowed us with astute perception and sly wit.
Our awareness is a curse.
We have gotten a bad rap in the same way that the messenger is blamed for the message.
Our reputation for malevolence is undeserved.

We don't hate mankind, just mankind's absurdities.
We have the temerity to comment on the human condition without apology.
We not only refuse to applaud mediocrity, we howl it down.

We are mockers and debunkers whose perceived bitterness is a symptom rather than a disease.
We won't compromise our standards and can't manage the suspension of disbelief necessary for feigned cheerfulness.
We attack pollyanna thought because it devalues genuine sentiment.

Our versions of the truth may unsettle others but our hearts are pure.
In our hearts we know we really are right.