Listen up and pay attention; try to get this without us having to repeat it.
- If you satisfy the prerequisites you may become
a member of the Curmudgeon Society merely upon receipt of your application.
Members are just members; that's it, nothing else.
Members are NOT licensed to practice Curmudgeonary.
- Members may become licensed to practice Curmudgeonary by passing a qualifying
exam. Only licensed members may practice Curmudgeonary.
- Licensed members may become certified. Certified members constitute an elete,
highly esteemed group. To become certified, a licensed Curmudgeon must submit
evidence of outstanding Curmudgeon events. Details and forms may be
found on the Certification page of this web site.