wc fields, our hero
The Curmudgeon's Creed
  1. I recognize that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
  2. I am duty bound to point out the shortcomings of humanity whenever said shortcoming is observed,
    therefore, I will offer free advice on any subject, whether asked for or not.
  3. I refuse to practice political correctness and will denounce it at every opportunity.
  4. Should my wisdom be ignored, I will terminate the discussion with this mantra:
    "You can think what you think and be wrong or...
     you can think what I think and be right".
  5. IMPORTANT: I will NEVER use my Curmudgeon power against anyone who earns less than $15.00/hr. I recognize that these people have enough trouble in their lives without me correcting them.
Honorary Curmudgeon Society Members